Dear Easter Bunny: about that egg hunt...
There's a few things that you (and those nice people that provided all the activities around your pink self) should do a little differently next time.
- If you charge the adults $7 each and kids 3 years and older $5 each, don't you think the pictures of the kids with your pink self should be free? Or, more accurately, have already been paid for?
- The signs on the floor that read "hop this way" are cute. But have you considered what happens when the floor is packed with small and medium-sized children? Put some signs on the walls, too.
- An Easter egg hunt that takes less than 10 minutes in unmowed grass is not actually a hunt; it's more of a gathering. And not as much fun as a real hunt, either.
- Those kids that piled up dozens of eggs for themselves were really good at gathering, weren't they? Not so good at moderation, though. I am glad my daughter and I kept back, even though she picked up only one egg.
- Remember, it's ok to mention Jesus at an Easter egg hunt. But if it isn't, because you are on government property, then you need to make up a new name for your secular holiday. Be original!
Thank you, Easter bunny!