Halfwit Highway Patrol - Don't punch the wrong control

I'm beginning to think my mere presence increases the odds of someone else getting into an accident.

As I walked on the sidewalk near a traffic light, it turned green. A large SUV, with a short woman who slouched at the wheel, accelerated. Problem was, the compact car in front of her didn't.

Crunch city.

Low-speed accident, no one hurt, but the SUV left a very large dent in the compact's fender.

I wonder if the rear-ender meant to hit the horn instead of the gas?

In any case, sit up straight - or drive a smaller car.

Written by Andrew Ittner in misc on Tue 04 May 2004. Tags: commentary