Halfwit Highway Patrol - white Volkswagen
As I walked past a small office complex on my way to work, a man in a white Volkswagen wagon pulled up to the road in front of me, blocking my way. He proceeded to fiddle with his seatbelt, patently ignoring me.
As I started to walk around his car, he backed it up, blocking my path. I changed directions, gave him a dirty look, and walked in front of his car. I heard him say, very sarcastically, "Sorry, Jesus."
Buddy, I'm not Jesus, I certainly don't look like any depiction of Jesus, and if you are so stupid as to actually block my path and think that I should be grateful, you are the one in need of divine intervention.
After I walked a few steps past his car I think he rolled down the passenger side window and shouted something at me. I gave the only appropriate response - a middle-finger salute and a profane send-off.
Sometimes I hate walking to work.