If you can use the elevator, you can...
- flush the urinal.
- flush the toilet.
- forward your calls to voice mail instead of taking them with your pants around your ankles.
All seen (or heard) on the >10th floor of a major urban city's downtown office building.
Good grief, men, grow the ^%@!#$ up!
So as not to leave the women out, when did you hear that an elevator's doors would slam shut half a second after they opened? Let the current passengers out first!I've had a few occasions to push people out of the way. And if you can walk, you can... (wait for it)... look where you're walking.
Nothing more annoying than having to say "Pardon me, please don't run me down."