How to not serve your customers
I knew just exactly what the problem was because I had gone to the wrong kind of bank, too. So I patted him on the arm and proceeded to tell him about my own Swiss banking experience. Because one thing I know is that opening a Swiss bank account is easy. Getting your money out is another matter, indeed.
Horrifyingly funny. No wonder the Swiss have a reputation as a banking haven - there's no way for customers to get their money out!