Monopoly's T-shirts suck
The fake Robert X. Cringely reports:
I monopolized the software industry, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt: Just for fun, one of my fellow technoids visited Microsoft's grassroots political site (freetoinnovate.com), then bought a Freedom to Innovate T-shirt ($14.25 with shipping) from the online Microsoft store. He reports that it was manufactured in a Haitian sweatshop, reeks of formaldehyde, and is the cheapest piece of crap ever.