Dog owners beware
Leash your damn dog!
Out walking with the wife. First guy, with two dogs, hasn't figured out that attaching the leash to the dog is critical. He holds it in his hand.
Second guy, with young boy and younger Golden Retriever puppy. Leash attached to puppy. Leash dragging on the ground. As we walk by, puppy runs for my wife and jumps on her.
I issue smackdown. I slap the dog to the ground. I think its head bounced (puppies are made of rubber anyway).
Man grabs leash of dazed puppy. We walk off in disgust.
Leash your damn dog!